" No man can ever be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her."  BILLY CRYSTAL ( 1947 -) US Actor as Harry Burns in When Harry Met Sally

"Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache." Attribute to MAE WEST (1892-1980) US actor and comedian

"Love is like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, whats left tastes bitter." BERTOLT BRECH (1898-1956) German plarwright and poet

"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - its the triumphant twang of a bedspring." S.J. PERELMAN (1904-1979) US humorist

"Love means never having to say you’re sorry." ERICH SEGAL (1937-) US writer

"Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age and old men’s nurses." FRANCIS BACON (1561-1626) English philosopher, statesman and lawyer

"A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away." WILLIAM WYCHERLY (1640-1716) English playwright

"There were three of us in this marriage so it was a bit crowded." PRINCESS DIANE OF WALES (1961-1997)

"He was my North, my South, my East, and West; my working week and my Sunday rest; my noon, my midnight; my talk, my song. I thought that love would last forever… I was wrong. " W.H. AUDEN (1907-1973) British poet

"Why should I go out to eat hamburger when I can get steak at home?"  PAUL NEWMAN (1925- ) US film actor